I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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