Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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