He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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