the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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