So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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