i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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