I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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