Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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