White coat. Heels.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Brb crying the tears of my youth
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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