No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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