You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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