Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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