Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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