So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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