I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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