dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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