i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Go christen that room with your naked body.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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