I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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