FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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