a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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