I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
