chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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