I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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