Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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