You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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