So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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