How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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