maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This baby is an asshole
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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