If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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