textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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