yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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