I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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