I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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