and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I understand Curling. That high.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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