no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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