I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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