So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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