Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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