i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Two words: blizzard sex
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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