Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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