I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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