I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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