ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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