but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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