Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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