I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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