I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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