Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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