Yo dont text me then not text me
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
why is half of my head shaved?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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