he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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