Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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