Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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