My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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