yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
