the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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