How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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