i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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