im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
