Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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